#major major catch-22

[doodles-bi-tea]

claim your “I was a Lewis Pullman fan before Thunderbolts” ticket here! (in case he blows up in popularity any more than he might have after things like TGM and Lessons in Chemistry…)

[floydsmuse]

more Lewis character bouquets 💐

[certifiedromeomoment]

[just-in-case-iloveyou]

my heart still races when i look at these photos. what an absolutely fucking incredible night this was. i can't explain what it meant to me.

all my own photos. please don't repost without permission or credit 🙏🏼

i'm gonna post my excited rants later.

[distractionpie]

So the decision to confirm Halloween in the timeline is an aggrating turn the Christopher plot. The show is only approximately following the real calendar (see the opener spanning three weeks/one night) so until now I could tell myself the show was still in early/mid September so it was OK for Chris's schooling situation to be ambiguous (maybe they just have a long/late summer break), but pinning down the date of Halloween means Christopher has to have left his LA school and is being educated in Texas, with all sorts of implications for if he'd even be able to get back into the same school when he moves back to LA etc etc. It's no longer staying with his grandparents for the summer building to a climax of making the decision to move there or come home, they have just skipped right over all those plot points and we're supposed to accept that Christopher made the major decision of leaving his school and committing to Texas medium/long term and Eddie had nothing to say about that? Chris has passed needing a break and into moving for real and it all happened off screen and Eddie just accepted it???

Chris needing space and going to stay with his grandparents and sulk at his dad for the summer is understandable and sympathetic, and allowing a teenager reasonable control over his own life

Chris making the unilateral decision to quit his school and move across the country without considering any factors other than being mad at his dad is well past the point of 'we at the least need a serious talk before you're allowed to commit to this' and we know that talk didn't happen bc Chris is still refusing to communicate with Eddie

[jungle-angel]

The Latest And Greatest Round Of Smut Prompts for Kinktober (Part 1: 18+ ONLY!!!)

Ah my favorite month of the year. Dahling, do your kinkiest!!!! Taking requests for Top Gun Maverick (any character), Outer Range, Bad Times At The El Royale, Catch 22 (Hulu), Salem's Lot, Lessons In Chemistry, Skincare, Thunderbolts and Yellowstone.

"Take it! Take it like a good wifey!"

"What's this doing in the closet?"

"That's it sweetheart, slow it down just a little bit"

Playfully spanking their s.o

Kissing their s.o's bulge and their s.o hardly being able to contain it

Teasing their s.o while eating them out

Gripping the headboard because their orgasm is so intense

Kissing the insides of their s.o's thighs

Sex on the couch

Stand and deliver

"Sweetie please go deeper, I need to feel you"

Playing with their s.o's tits while they're doing something

Sex while they're sitting up in bed

Sex on the desk at the office

Sex in the back of the car/truck

"Aw no, you're not goin anywhere just yet"

Taking their partner from behind

Housewife kink

Breeding kink

Taking sexy photos of their s.o

[archiesweirdparody]

reblogs > likes :-)) id in alt text and below the "see more"

Catch-22 modern au refs! yay!! the au was also made by tumblr user weldingtorch if youwant to follow her (you should)

I just uploaded these all to artfight and it was a huge pain in the ass. This isnt every single character obviously but it's the refs i could finish on time (which is also why they look a bit sloppy). enjoy!

[ID: a drawing of 10 characters. there are 5 in the first row and 5 in the second row. the first row has yossarian. he is wearing a blue uniform for a clothing store. hes wearing red sneakers and black sweatpants. next to him is at tappman. he's wearing a green shirt and khakis. his shirt has a "hello my name is" sticker on it. he's wearing a cross necklace. next to him is milo minderbinder. he's wearing a nametag lanyard and a m&m enterprises branded t shirt. he has a keyring on his shorts. next to him is major major. he's wearing a dark blue shirt and light blue jeans and has a sweater around his waist. next to him is wintergreen. he's wearing a teal shirt, pink striped socks, and sandals. the row below starts with orr. he's wearing the same uniform as yossarian along with light blue jeans and black boots. next to him is nately, she's wearing a barista uniform with a lot of pins on her apron. she has dyed blue hair but it's very faded. next to her is dunbar. he has slightly grown out red dyed hair and a pink hawaiian shirt over a white t shirt and khaki shorts. next to him is clevinger. he's wearing a blue button up and ripped jeans with a bookstore uniform apron over it with a few pins on it. next to him is huple. he has overgrown curly light brown hair. he has red braces. he's wearing oversized clothes. End id]

[major-majoranon]

@stroyent

I'm watching the movie but I'm not sure if the audio is shit because I'm watching a rip or if its a Choice.

[spacooles]

I too would name my kid Major Major Major if given the chance. And perhaps lie to him about it until he was old enough to be conscious so that he goes through a minor identity crisis

[sebsxphia]

No thoughts just major major being so obsessed with you that he jerks off with your panties like a dirty little perv

robyn, baby, i love you and your beautiful brain sm!!!! come here and lemme give you the biggest smooch!!!!!!

i get the vibes that major major can be a real dirty little perv. he’s a power bottom and with that comes the desire and obsession with you. he’s obsessed with you and your body and how you use him to get yourself off, which translates to filthy fantasies of his.

you’ve played out fantasies of touching yourself in your bedroom and major major looking through the keyhole, jerking himself off outside the door. you’ve put your little lace panties in his mouth while you ride him and he gets off on both feeling your cunt around him and tasting you on the fragile material.

you caught him on multiple occasions jerking himself off with your panties in his hand or stuffed in his mouth, so when he got the promotion to major and he wrote to you telling you he had a whole office to himself, you sent him a pair of your lace panties that you wore for three days straight and touched yourself in. on top of that, you also sent him a pair of your sheer stockings. now he had the space, why not send him his two favorite items of underwear?

you want to know why he doesn’t let people in his office? because he’s stretched back in his chair, thighs spread and fisting his cock over his khaki trousers. your sheer stockings are draped over his base. the feeling of the soft material rubbing against his balls reminds him of when you’d ride his thigh and he could feel them brush over his flesh.

he feels so dirty doing this in public where any other major or general could walk in to see him stuffing his cock with his wife’s underwear like a dirty little perv. but that’s what gets him off.

your panties are stuffed in his hand and they run up and over his length as he jerks himself off. soft little grunts escape his mouth and he whines your name like a sweet prayer when he comes. he’ll make sure to spill his spend into the lace panties a couple of times before sending them back to you.

thank you so, so much for this insane thot my love!! i’ve been waiting for this one, turn it up!!!! 💌💖

[married-to-a-redhead]

So they tell me.

[cctinsleybaxter]

Hey man so me n my Schoolmate were fooling around days ago and we suddenly came up with orr x milo and i find it very peculiar very odd but I think I like it.... What are ur thoughts xd

It's not for me, but you have more of a leg to stand on than some of the most popular ships in big fandoms; they do interact with each other at least once!

[poebrey]

gonna write a whole thing someday about how characters of color who clearly have a history of trauma or mental health issues aren’t given consideration or acknowledgement in the fandom imagination

[meemotin]

I am currently reading Catch-22 (amazing book btw). So for my favorite chapter has probably been the one about Major Major Major Major.

He is such a losercoded poor little meow meow. I love the guy. He just wants to be left alone and mope because nobody likes him. He is so me in a way.

[radiantretriever]

I have the barest idea of who Henry Fonda but the idea of a Major in the military being bullied and being giving shit bc "Hey that guys looks Just like Robert Downey jr." Is so fucking funny

[jungle-angel]

Back To School and Early Fall Prompts

School's in full swing, my book collection is still out of control and so is the need to write a bunch of prompts. All prompt lists are open any time of year. Taking Requests for Top Gun Maverick, Outer Range, Bad Times At The El Royale, Catch 22 (Hulu), Salem's Lot, Lessons In Chemistry, Yellowstone, Thunderbolts and Skincare.

Visiting the used bookstore and walking away with way too many books

"You have way too many paperbacks in that thing, they can't all be for the kids"

Working on their book with the windows open because it's finally cool enough

Waiting with the kids at the bus stop on their first day of school

Sneaking an extra treat into their kids' or s.o's lunchbox

Their first day as a teacher

Getting their students to do a best teacher ever project for their s.o

Their s.o professor who's reading a classic spooky book to the class and looks unbelieveably hot

Classroom shenanigans

Dancing on the porch while it's cool out

"You're putting out the Halloween stuff already?"

Hauling out the fall quilts because it's getting colder

Noticing the changes in the leaves

Picking the kids up from school after the first day

Spiced coffee/baked goods

Cleaning the gutters

Admiring their s.o's notes and drawings they've been keeping during the lesson

Harvesting all the fruits and veggies from the backyard garden

Fixing all the worn out quilts and making new ones

Their s.o coming home to the whole house smelling like apples, pumpkins and mulling spices

(More to come soon)